That was a Grammy performance made me think of u! After u did that rhyme 4 me in Dec u said u felt best bout the Buckeyes. The Bucks hbe not changed!! We want u to be down here ovr spr break to learn more bout Columbus. Doc
LOL at Some of This Recruiting Stuff
That is an actual email (as in, he actually sent this as a representative of the university) by Doc Tressel, older brother of the Ohio State’s head coach Jim Tressel, to a 18 year senior in high school’s father. Now, I know I graduated a little over a decade ago, but I’m pretty sure the English language hasn’t changed enough in those 10 years for this email to pass as even remotely understandable. Also, when talking to parents of a recruit, there’s nothing like severely broken English to ensure them that their son will be in good hands for the next 4 years of his life.
(I would also guess this would pass as a B+ research paper at OSU. Zing!)
