Illogical Irritation
I know it’s ridiculous, but hearing someone chew their food can send me into fits of rage that make me want to jerk the food away from them, stomp it into tiny bits on the ground, and break their teeth with my fist-of-rage.
It’s senseless. It’s ridiculous People chew. Some foods are noisy. I understand. But there you have it. **
** This post inspired by T.’s Chipotle lunch … she’s two cubes away and chewing … and I am doing my best to quiet the rage.
I know this scene all too well! To ease your fears, it’s not illogical but it’s definitely irritating. Add in Chipotle’s stink of greasy, cheap, faux-Mexican nastiness and I’m really feeling for you.
