Dear Twitter,
WTF? Three more followers just today. It’s been 8 MONTHS since I stopped tweeting, or whatever the ef its called. But you’re persistant and I admire that a little. I’ll make you a deal, if I get over 65 followers I will give you another shot. As it’s stands right now, I’m at 44. I think that’s a fair deal. 65 and we’ll dance one more time. Just please stop spamming my inbox, OK?
Hearts,
Addam
