You were so nice and generous in your email, I’m going to take the time and respond to you in a public forum. Let’s begin shall we?
I want to talk to you maybe today if you’re available about what you do with web design.
Well, I create revolutionary web design. That’s what I “do.” Also, commas are great.
You obviously design phenomenally rich websites for your customers. They employed you for a reason so they can get their name out there and get visible eyes on their site.
Wow! This is such a generic - while still flattering - assessment of my abilities. The websites I design are “phenomenally rich” so thanks for noticing. You probably spent a good amount of time on my company website to come to that conclusion. I bet my customers - or clients as we in the professional design business call them - do have “visible eyes.” Most people have visible eyes. Good assumption.
The next logical step would be to get the right targeted audience to that site.
Wait… which site? The one for my customers with visible eyes?
I think that’s where my Search Engine Marketing company would come in. I use to work at Google and Microsoft before starting this company for 8 years.
It took you 8 years to start your company? Really? It took me a phone conversation with my lawyer and a few John Hancock’s to start mine. Total set up time: 2 hours. Who was your lawyer?
I also appreciate the capitalization of the term “Search Engine Marketing”. It kind of like referring to “God” or “Earth.” It’s simply that important.
Our clients need web work all the time and we would like to refer that business to you. I think that our SEM and Social Media services could provide that right targeted audience to your clients and it would give you an opportunity to have another revenue stream for you and another offer for your clients which will in turn make them happy and keep them around.
I’m going to let the grammatical mistakes in second sentence go. They are too many to actually respond to but I think I get what you’re laying down. By talking to you, I can increase my client base to include your “customers.” Looking at your portfolio, there is some pretty impressive work so, of course, I’m extremely interested in your client base!
We would have a great synergy…
I’ve been looking for some great synergy lately! Maybe we could leverage AJAX and B2B solutions to improve our clickthrus in the blogosphere. Our touch points would incentivize and evangelize our social media consumers, making us thought leaders with our stakeholders. We should take this thorough and well-conceived conversation offline though.
…amongst the two companies since you already have the relationship with the client to promote SEM business that we can mutually benefit, and we have the relationship with our SEM clients that definitely need new site revamps and new site work done.
Ohhh, I get it. I can become a salesman for your company. If I hand over my client rolodex, you’ll send them a well thought-out and personalized email, similar to this one, promoting yourself while dropping my name as a reference. That sounds completely legit.
Seeing as this email was so unique to my own abilities, I fully understand that I will become your “go-to” freelancer… not just one in a stable of hundreds you’ve sent this exact email to. I mean, since I handed over my entire client list and all…
Can we have a conversation today sometime? I can be reached at XXX.XXX.XXXX or XXX.XXX.XXXX directly.
I’d love to but I think I’m busy washing my hair tonight. When Elin Woods forgives Tiger, I think that’ll be the day I call you. So… soon?