March 2009
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Some love stories are just too good to be true.... →
When Katya woke up and found her husband half naked and her best friend performing a sex act on him, she picked up a floor lamp and hit her best friend on the head with it. She then proceeded to bite her husband’s sex organ off.
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Breaking: The Shins Leave Sub Pop! →
Whoa. This is intereting. I’ve been wanting a new album for a year now. I wonder what happened. (via yvynyl)
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Mistakes will be made. But if a person is essentially right, the mistakes he or...
– William McKnight
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Mobile?
jpwilton:
How do I make this shit mobile? I know you guys know how. Why you holdin’ out? (I kid.)
BOOM! That just happened. Tumblr is just that easy. (Actually, all you have to do is add /mobile to the end of your Tumblr address).
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this happened while sober
daslava:
Girl I Just Met: Have you ever seen The Bad Girls Club? Me: No… Girl: Oh, it’s this reality show where all the people are really fucked up and get wasted a lot. Me: Yeah, haven’t seen it. Girl: You totally remind me of one of the girls on it. Me: Um, thanks?
FML maybe…?
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Detroit
Being a Detroiter who has gone out in the world and come back home, let me try to answer some of these questions.
britticisms:
Why is there such a recent draw for stories and images about Detroit (and other abandoned places)?
Honestly, I think a lot of it has to do with the economy. When the automakers (aka “Detroit”) went to Capitol Hill and asked for a loan, the media started...
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How to Tweet Your Way Out of a Job →
jwphillips:
My god. This one definitely gets filed under “idiot” and probably about a hundred other words. Aside from that, you get humiliated on the internet for it.
It boggles my mind to think that some people get on the internet (especially Twitter) and think that other people don’t watch what they put out there. I learned this the hard way when I was young(er) and dumb. With the web much...
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I'm trying to find a website with some tux...
I’ve looked at men.style.com but the selection is thin. Since there isn’t a Tuxedos ‘r’ Us place, I’m pretty much out of options. I want something to take in and say, “Here’s what I’m looking for. Give me that.” I’m not a huge fashion guy so I have no idea where to look. Anyone have some suggestions?
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So this happened today.
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Ann Arbor Showdown
There’s a showdown in Ann Arbor, MI between geeks and suits. It starts when local public tax-funded parking garages start posting the number of available spaces on their site. A few geeks decide to make it more useful while driving so they code up some asterisk hacks to scrape the page and bridge the web content to a phone and presto! you can call to hear which garages have the most spaces...
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It's like this today at the office
Jerry: Yeah. Like Bizarro Superman. Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards bizarro world. Up is down, down is up. He says "Hello" when he leaves, "Good bye" when he arrives.
Elaine: Shouldn't he say "bad bye"?
Jerry: No, it's still goodbye.
Elaine: Does he live underwater?
Jerry: No.
Elaine: Is he black?
Jerry: Look, just forget the whole thing, all right.
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@passionpit:
@YesItIsMatt:
@passionpit when is the album going to come out???
hey matt, it’s out on may 26 in the US, the UK gets it a week earlier
New Passion Pit May 26! Calendar appropriately marked.
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In a sign of the times, Michigan's head football... →
Welcome to the technology world coach Rod. I would ask where Charile Weis is but I’m pretty sure the answer is “at the buffet”.
Per DetNews:
City Councilwoman Martha Reeves said she spoke with entertainer Jay Leno around 2 p.m. today, and the late-night talk show host indicated he will consider a benefit concert in the city-proper later this year.
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In the conversation, Reeves said Leno told her he believed Auburn Hill was about 25 minutes outside the city.
“I told him that was wrong. It’s an...
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I'm so fucking tired of this shit...
Per the Freep:
Detroit City Councilwoman Martha Reeves is still not keen on comedian and “Tonight Show” host Jay Leno’s offer to perform a free show for metro Detroit’s unemployed at the Palace of Auburn Hills on April 7, instead of a show inside Detroit’s city limits.
In an attempt to challenge Babara Rose-Collins for the coveted “Biggest Ass on the Detroit City Council” award,...
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Why the ef does Big Name Auto Company make me...
Yeah, I promise. I won’t disseminate any information about your web maintence items. I think I’ll be able to find something else to talk about.
Gingrich: Pay pregnant teens to take vitamins →
Former U.S. House Speaker Newt Gingrich says Michigan should pay pregnant teenagers to take prenatal vitamins and stay healthy so the government avoids expensive costs when babies end up in neonatal intensive care units.
Whaaaaa?
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